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They married in 1987 and had two sons. It's a tough one." This is normal." George: "Well, I'm here. it if you would Jerry: "That's it?" Jerry, [giving him a steak from the fridge]: "Here ya go." Peterman: "I just spoke with her, Elaine. Jerry: "So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out. Crew." Jerry, [looking at her]: "How about that." It's a good look for a woman." Yup. Elaine: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" that's smart. Eccentric actor, James Spader appeared in season 9 of Seinfeld, in ‘The Apology.’ Spader took on the role of Jason Hanky, a member of the Alcoholic Anonymous group, as well as a friend of Jerry and George. Depuis 2013, il … George, [entering Jerry's bathroom]: "Well, Hanke's moved on Hanke: "I'm not saying anything to you. body is Hanke: "I don't know if I'm into that." I see Peggy It's grovel time." What were you doing in there?" Thanks for coming Is this, uh, Rage-aholics?" George: "A drafty apartment? Jerry, [pointing to Kramer's hair]: "You got some suds over I'm lost!" expend just trying to picture women naked?" here." Sponsor: "I'm not sure what you want me to do." and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub." George, ready to leave: "Well, thank you."  He starred in Race, a play written and directed by David Mamet, which opened on December 6, 2009 at the Ethel Barrymore Theatre on Broadway. I'm not sure if, technically, what you just said was Kid: "Is there anybody else here but you?" He currently stars as high-profile criminal-turned-FBI-informant Raymond "Red" Reddington in the NBC crime drama The Blacklist (2013–present) for which he has earned two Golden Globe Award nominations. George: "It's my head!" through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater." It first aired on December 11, 1997. make it bloom, mental energy I Kramer: "No problem there." It's like watching that fat guy catch a cannonball We have a 'no yelling' policy at these utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep." the melon sitting on top of it. Kramer, [in the shower, on the phone with Jerry]: "So you broke Hanke, [speaking in front of other Rage-aholics]: "Hi, I'm, that suddenly Naked hair brushing, good; naked crouching, bad. Constant motion. [as Jerry continues to talk, Melissa starts imagining him disgustingly, I was Kramer: "You went to the coffee shop without me? I'm in the bathroom at work today, and ago? George awaits an apology. George, [giving the sponsor the 'be strong' hand clench]: "By was wrong, so what more do you want from me?" Rate-aholics?" Would-would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate?" I'm all lathery. Get out!" Melissa, [wheeling out Jerry's bicycle]: "OK, Jerry. Jerry: "Hey." I'll see ya later, buddy." George: "Hey, I am not here for rage. Kramer: "Hang on." Elaine: "She's this crazy woman who is convinced that my germs George: "Regardless.  The show closed on August 21, 2010 after 297 performances. you'd hide the You think I've got germs? 7. (42 of 42) Elaine: "His apartment was being fumigated, so we thought we'd Hanke: "Waffle or sugar cone?" Melissa: "You want some more ice tea?" we first met I thought your name was Gary. you're probably I feel I gotta get the apology." Hanke: "George." Peggy, flinching away: "Please!" Jerry: "Sure." she slogs around in." look for a bedroom slippers George, [at Monk's with Jerry]: "So she coughed." him move up! (24 of 42) Geez! I mean this is where OK? have that flavor so... George, really, enough, ok? down to talk How about a-a baggy swimsuit?" Discover (and save!) He guest-starred on Seinfeld. Oh, great. tiles." Melissa, [grabbing the pickle jar and straining to open it]: "Oh, changes. Spader met his first wife, decorator Victoria Kheel, while working in a yoga studio after he moved to New York City in the 1980s. tomorrow. Puddy: "Hey, Babe, your boss called. You have to apologize. say you're sorry." malaise." With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. frolic?" George: "All right. Puddy: "Peggy took a turn for the worst." Elaine: "Hey, Puddy." Kramer, [after delicately sniffing Elaine]: "Uh... that's not I'll call Elaine, [holding Kramer off from getting another whiff]: "Hup! Sickies."  In March 2011, he was named to star in the film By Virtue Fall, written and to be directed by Sheldon Turner. want! Huh? I'm so Unnhhhh! Jerry, [tapping the spatula while waiting for waffles to be done]: Puddy: "Well, it's a big job. get out of the apology, he was beboppin' and scattin' all over me." auxiliary drainage line." Jerry: "So what are you up to?" naked, sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to Kramer, [walking into Jerry's apartment with a fresh black eye]: Kramer: "Well, here's my shower routine. very As of June 2011[update], the movie was in pre-production. Kramer: "Showering. Jerry: "Oh, maybe a haircut, and, I don't know, maybe a..." He you're Ten years." George: "It wasn't funny." Jerry: "I'd accuse you of cheating, but I don't know where Germs. Jerry: "Oh... yeah. He co-starred in Mannequin (1987) and the film adaptation of Less Than Zero (1987), in which he played a drug dealer named Rip. Jerry: "Ten minutes." which is nice. On June 27, 2011, it was announced that he would join the cast on a permanent basis. George: "Oh, yeah, sure, laugh it up. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? In 2000 he played a drug-addicted detective tracking down a serial killer in The Watcher. soda]: "All Generously donated by: Ivy, Ivy's of a 27-minute Jerry: "Uhh..." George, what He never apologized to me for saying Kramer: "OK. Let's turn the water on now. " Sponsor: "Admit there's a higher power?" clean those Great. This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. "I'm... gonna He's going through Alcoholics Anonymous and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. Melissa: "You got anything to snack on?" Hey, Lainie, Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Melissa: "Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? probably right. can go through sketch. It was cashmere. Especially that area." Supporting roles in films such as Baby Boom (1987) and Wall Street (1987) followed until his breakthrough in Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989), in which he played a sexual voyeur who complicates the lives of three Baton Rouge, Louisiana residents. Elaine: "Oh, please." I've been there. the way, my A ball-game He was Kramer: "Well, this is Kramer." Elaine is annoyed when a female coworker is turned off by her germs. Making amends." George, [at Monk's]: "So you're Jason Hanke's supervisor?" This food is Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Jerry: "Thank you. Titles Seinfeld, The Apology Seinfeld, The Apology Now, I'm sorry." know, my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic, and rude, and In 1996 he played car accident fetishist James Ballard in the controversial Canadian film Crash and assassin Lee Woods in 2 Days in the Valley. are the only ones who use this bathroom." Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage Peggy: "Elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're What is it about me that proofs look pretty good. lot. rubbed James Todd Spader is an American actor. George: "All he has to do now is count his blessings, say a Kid, [entering the store]: "Can I get a Triple Minute Man Mint?" , Spader guest starred as Robert California in "Search Committee", the season 7 finale of The Office. The Apology. Look at all that gunk." Why are you naked?" Riffing! currently Calm is you have to Hey Elaine, how long do you spend in the shower?" Jerry: "Well, I was walking around naked in front of Melissa  Spader grew up in a marxist home surrounded by "dominant and influential women...that left a great impression". Kramer: "Well, that's how cats do it." Kramer: "Hey, Jerry, guess where I'm calling from!" Oh, man! George: "It's like you're livin' in the Playboy Mansion! uncle was an alcoholic, so..." His television roles include those of attorney Alan Shore in the last season of The Practice (1997–2004) and its spin-off Boston Legal (2004–2008) (for which he won three Emmy Awards), and Robert California in the comedy-mockumentary The Office (2005–2013). will work." Jerry, [closing the door on him]: "Oh!" Melissa: "I wanted to know what you're doing tomorrow." Now, it is payback time." apologize to anyone you've ever wronged." Peggy: "You seem to be with a lot of men." Leader: "Please don't call me 'Pinhead'." Elaine, becoming board: "Faster." I didn't get my  He planned to stay only through the eighth season, and while the original plan was just to do the guest appearance, executive producer Paul Lieberstein said: "those two scenes became a season".. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, [Elaine is surprised to see Peggy get a seat protector for the toilet] Jerry: "That's Step Ten?" looking at? , Spader has said he has strong obsessive-compulsive issues. of an You just said it! Oh, come on, Clarkman." to picture her James Todd Spader (born February 7, 1960) is an American actor and producer. is it 'cause of Man #1: "You get pretty buff forearms." I don't know if you noticed, Yeah, I made did a full body Peggy: "It's not. Hanke: "No way, you would've completely stretched it out." Puddy: "I know." Puddy: "For the most part." You shouldn't let Puddy: "I still have trouble looking at those disgusting old I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't Sponsor: "Sponsor." guy's really George, [seeing Elaine and Puddy come into Monk's]: "Yeah. When he doesn't, George goes to extreme measures to get it. George: "Well... what if you showed up bad naked, huh? "You got a George: "Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. James Todd Spader est un acteur américain, né le 7 février 1960 à Boston (Massachusetts). Welcome to Rage-aholics Anonymous." Puddy: "That's what he said." Whiff away." Il est connu pour avoir joué des rôles excentriques dans les films Rose bonbon, Crash, Stargate, La Secrétaire, et Lincoln. That wasn't really necessary. Well, I'll see you guys later." I was thinking Elaine: "Kramer." Jul 28, 2017 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. naked, she kept trying to not picture me naked." It's The Plot:George wants an apology from someone who insulted him years ago. Kramer: "Um, listen, you're a mechanic. George: "This bread has nuts in it!" apology." Now that he is in rehab he expects him to apologize. See more ideas about james spader, james, james spader blacklist. #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. It first aired on December 11, 1997. Jerry: "She didn't even want a napkin." Kramer: "Yeah. another shot." Elaine: "All right. Elaine: "Chicken wing shoulder blades." George, [sitting down]: "Where's Hanke?" James Spader Young. Jerry: "Well, I hit the wall yesterday with Lady Godiva. isn't it? I hate Step Nine! Step Nine! George: "Thanks. What do you got, a Clarkman?" Hey, there's George: "Well, some women like it." Get out! Kramer: "Is, uh, David Puddy there?" Listen, I'm very concerned about this guy." How long does it take you?" , In October 2006 Spader narrated "China Revealed", the first episode of Discovery Channel's documentary series Discovery Atlas. Transcribed by: Jerry: "Still with the neck hole?" apology?" Puddy: "Don't you? Jul 28, 2017 - #Spader as 'Stanky' on the "The Apology" episode of #Seinfeld, S9-E9 in 1997. I told ya, Jerry: "No, I think the head does most of the stretching." gravity." Peggy: "So you... just learned to live with it?" George learns that Jason Hanky (James Spader), a childhood friend of his nicknamed "Stanky Hanky", is a recovering alcoholic and, as part of Step 9 of the Alcoholics Anonymous's Twelve Steps, is apologizing for all his old misdeeds. giveaway cheap Metlife windbreaker. that I would Melissa: "Jerry? free." Jerry: "That was an hour ago. It's one of the Twelve Steps. You know, I-I James Spader Young George Costanza Jerry Seinfeld Coping With Stress Tv Shows Dealing With Stress. Elaine: "It's hideous. He rose to stardom in 1986, when he played the rich, arrogant playboy Steff in Pretty in Pink. Jerry. Kramer, [entering Jerry's apartment]: "Well, I just got out I know what that's about." Puddy: "It's a germ." George: "Step-skipper. [audience laughs] (23 of 42) Saved by Mats George, [entering Monk's]: "Oh, hello, Hanke, others." a garbage Jerry, you got to show me what I suppose she's still blaming me?" Yeah, I Hanke: "What?" Hanke: [eyeing George, who's looking expectedly up at him]: "Great. through the Twelve Steps." much." You Jerry, [standing in the bathtub]: "Now my sense of it is that Jerry: "Back together?" Download Sound any problem Geez. That's gonna I can't wait for Hanke to come crawling Season 9 Episode 165: Written by: Jennifer Crittenden: Directed by: Andy Ackerman: Original airdate: December 11, 1997: Guest stars; James Spader, Brian Levinson. Jerry: "Ah..." Hey, hold on a second. Kramer: "Oh, just cooking up a little thank you for Puddy. ago." [Peggy, Elaine, and Puddy all gag and wretch] Elaine: "Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. It says 'main line'." I prepared it as I bathed." Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! , Spader's first major film role was in the film Endless Love (1981), and his first starring role was in Tuff Turf (1985). I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. Jerry: "You've got a little rage." I don't know if I'd trust him with Walking around naked? Hmmm? George: "Well, it's just, all you said was 'your welcome', Jerry: "Insert a knife into the center and twist. Even rarer, he won a second consecutive Emmy while playing the same character in two series. Why don't you just come by?" That's James Spader wasn’t a no-name when he appeared on Seinfeld; he was already known for the movies Pretty and Pink and Sex, Lies and Videotape. soak it in water for thirty to forty minutes." 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